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Post by Jeckle on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm

This is how you answer when you just don't know! lol!
I bet he made the teacher laugh though.

Subject: 0% on an exam?????



STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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Post by pen on Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:13 pm

Boo hiss at the *teacher* who set this *test.* Napoleon didn't die in any battle at all. He died exiled in prison on St. Helena Island.

Fun joke though. I was trying to figure out what course would cover these diverse topics! Laughing

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Post by Heckle on Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:50 pm

pen wrote:I was trying to figure out what course would cover these diverse topics! Laughing
Prolly the same one which came up with the social discourse class. cheers

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So funny!

Post by lionking on Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:42 am

Jeckle wrote:This is how you answer when you just don't know! lol!
I bet he made the teacher laugh though.

Subject: 0% on an exam?????



STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Smile Hi Jeckle this is so funny. I agree with you, who ever answered all these questions should have gotten 100% also. Just for the fun of it of coarse. lol!


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