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Post by lionking on Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:13 am

GENERATION Y


People born before 1946 were called The Silent and powerful generation..

- People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.

- People born between 1965 and 1979 are calledGeneration X, ....

- And people born between 1980 and 2010 are calledGeneration Y ,

Why do we call the last group Generation Y? lol!


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Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?






















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Post by lionking on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:07 pm




HARPER'S CHAUFFEUR . . . .

Steven Harper was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and
they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Harper says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Harper.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
hair ruffled with a big grin on his face..

'My god, what happened to you?' asks Harper.

The chauffeur replies:
'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and
the daughter took me upstairs and made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Harper.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,
“I'm Steven Harper's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.”



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Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies.

Post by lionking on Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:13 pm

lol! Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

Two Business Men.

Two businessmen in the centre of Perth

Were sitting down for a
Break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready,
With only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some pensioner
Is going to walk by,
Put their face to the window,
And ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth
When, sure enough,
A curious old woman walked to the window,
Had a peek,
And in a soft voice asked,

"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,
“Must be doing well...
Only two left."





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